Mean, mad babies talking court reporting & other favorites

The following items are really enjoyed by court 
reporters on Pinterest:
 
DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME SOME MORON THOUGHT
A TAPE RECORDER COULD DO A COURT REPORTER’S JOB?
 
 
I HEARD “NO FURTHER QUESTIONS” AND I WAS LIKE
“YES!  I’M OU TOF HERE!”
 
 
DOCTOR USES CRAZY LONG MEDICAL TERMS.  SPELLS THEM OUT
ON THE RECORD.
 
 
If you say “I mean” or “you know” one more time
 
 
Do you really think “alot” is a word?
 
 
AN ALL-DAY DEPOSITION – LOW UNTRANSLATE RATE –
AND YOU DON’T WANT TO ORDER?
NO, I DON’T MIND AT ALL.
 
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Squirrel – NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.
 
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CHIMPANZEE
 
THE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED COURT
REPORTER’S FACE FOR “OH, SHIT, IT’S AN
ALL-DAY INDIAN DOCTOR’S DEPOSITON.”
 
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COURT REPORTER TRAFFIC SIGNS
 
DANGER.  COURT REPORTERS TYPING FULL BLAST.
 
 
SPEED LIMIT 225
 
 
 
NO ENTERING.
FUTURE MACHINE SHORTHAND REPORTER WORKING.
ALL OTHERS WILL BE DESTROYED.
 
 
WARNING.
COURT REPORTER
WITH AN
ATTITUDE
 
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GOD FOUND
Some of the
STRONGEST
Women and made them
COURT REPORTERS
 
 
 
NO ENTERING.
FUTURE MACHINE SHORTHAND REPORTER WORKING.
ALL OTHERS WILL BE DESTROYED.
 
 
WARNING.
COURT REPORTER
WITH AN
ATTITUDE
 

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