Attorney Funnies

[Sue Baker]

I love the attorneys' sayings down here in the South. The other day, we had this exchange (names have been changed) and I thought it was so cute. The (male) witness didn't even blink an eye when the (female) questioning attorney said it to him, either. In another state, I'm not sure it would fly:


Q. I appreciate the clarification, Mr. Jones.
A. You bet.
Q. I don't need the sass. How about that?
A. I'm just making sure we're clear.

Cute, right?

[Sue Baker]

The old lawyer's fight? Haven't seen that one. How about these: "That horse kicks and bucks." "I don't have a dog in that fight." "Like herding cats." And a former boss of mine had a client that told her, "Stick with me and you'll be wearing diamonds in your ears as big as horse turds!"

[Rebecca Blasco]

Yeah, those southern lawyers are a hoot. I've seen some stuff that would curl your hair, too. Have you ever seen the old lawyer's fight from Texas??