Just like some of the worst witnesses I'm sure you have reported

[Alice Clark]

This is just a funny piece with John Cleese (English comedian if you don't know who that is) expounding on the brain.  NPR highlighted it this week.  Be sure and turn on the English captions.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/04/04/176258637/monty-python...

[Kelli Combs (admin)]

Oh, gosh, I'm so glad I didn't have to take that down.  LOL.  Funny.  I've been there multiple times, however. 

[Janiece Young]

OMG, reminds me of a depo I had recently.  The attorney said  what sounded like "and dicia."  The "dicia was with a long "I".  I could not figure it out.  It turns out he was saying the word "indicia".  I know the word "indicia".  This was an expert deposition so I assumed it was some fancy term in this expert's area I had not heard of before.  I have never heard "indicia" pronounced with a long "I".