Naughty funny steno story

[Mary Smith]

My instructor told this story in class today.  Had to pass it along.

A teacher (who happens to be a man) is dictating a list of low-frequency words to students when he comes across the word:

Teacher: Penis.

Student: How do you stroke that?

Teacher:  It doesn't come up very often.

[Kelli Combs (admin)]

That's funny.  Yeah, I don't think it comes up on my jobs either.  Haven't written that word in years and years.  Mary Jo is right; when I was in court it came up a lot more frequently. 

[Mary Jo Cochran]

Funny!!!!  Actually, if you do criminal court, it does come up quite often.  Best way to do it is to make a quick brief (pens).  Such as "He put his pens inside of me.  (I'm just being funny).